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May
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DO NOT open bottles with your teeth! You will chip your teeth! Many of my molars are rounded off from being chipped by beer caps. As a result I can’t even do this trick anymore. As a substitute, I recommend using your eye socket. I can’t do it, but I saw it once and it’s pretty crazy. JK - DONT USE YOUR EYE SOCKET!
— comment from How To Open A Beer Without An Opener
May
21st
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I like this better than their Ghetto Big Mac piece. True that being poor gets you poorer.
May
20th
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Schaap puts his frenzied memory and his obsessive attention to the arcane in the service of something important: the struggle of memory against forgetting—not just the forgetting of a sublime music but forgetting in general.
— David Remnick, “Bird-Watcher”, the New Yorker
May
15th
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Yoiks! Blu via Cool Hunting.
May
14th
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May
9th
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it was weird… the muttering, the crashing, the cheetos
— Raul, on his harrowing cab ride
May
5th
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Do not tell them they smell bad straight up.
— WikiAnswers - How do you tell someone they smell bad?
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  • nick: wouldn't Mikhail McHale be a cool name? russian-irish.
  • AIM: *nick is now offline*
May
2nd
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White People, Go Back To Europe
— A paper sign flapping against the side of a bicycle ridden by a white person. He was Irish, and said he was “saving up for a ticket.”
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The Three Most Hazardous Moving Objects For Cyclists in New York City

  1. Windowless Vans
  2. Delivery Bikes Going The Wrong Way Down One Way Streets
  3. Traffic Cops